But maybe I can give you some reason why tying me down may not be the best idea
2. I'm too needy I always need to touched or kissed or FUCKED!
3. I have sexual issues, I need sex a lot and sometimes I need it to get a little weird
4. I like nice things, or should I say expensive things (Great Taste)
5. I'm a super geek so you'd have to travel the world with me learning and crap, what guy wants to do that
6. And Plus, I'm pregnant, yep its true.......by Mr. Cooper and he has already proposed marriage to me, and of course I said YES!!! Um hum he is my new baby daddy. YES!!! I know He's Gay, SO AM I, Dammit LMAO!! Gay still means Happy Right????
Okay, This was a joke, I know he's not into women and No, I am not pregnant. I just needed to laugh today, but I really do love this man, I don't enjoy watching the news but whatever information he wants to give me I will gladly receive, hehe!!
NOW, If you look like him, YES! I will Marry You, haha!
Have A Great Day Everyone!!!
Kisses All Over,
BJ
As I was reading it I knew it was a joke. However you have to admit, it was a good one made me smile.
ReplyDeleteAs for being your husband or BF yes well, I'm kinky so it would be Dom and I have a feeling couldn't afford you anyway.
Be well.
Lee Dreams
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Yes, it did make me giggle to myself, but I am often giggling at my own jokes, lol
DeleteI think you do yourself a disservice by making fun of your own smarts.... Since you like to educate yourself, why wouldn't it say more, and worse, about a man if he couldn't take it?
ReplyDeleteHummmmm??? I'm guessing that you didn't read this post all the way through. At the end it says clearly that this post was a joke, meaning I was kidding. Sorry you took it wrong. My humor isn't for everyone I guess.
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